Well, you see.... add this to Themes/your_template/index.php.
<yse:where test="$context.user.messages==0">no</yse:where><yse:where test="$context.user.messages!=0">{$context.user.messages}</yse:where> <yse:where test="$context.user.messages!=1">messages</yse:where><yse:where test="$context.user.messages==1">message</yse:where>, <yse:where test="$context.user.unread_messages==0">none</yse:where><yse:where test="$context.user.unread_messages==1">{$context.user.unread_messages} is</yse:where><yse:where test="$context.user.unread_messages>1">{$context.user.unread_messages} are</yse:where> new.
Oh wait.... this is for my secret project
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I should add <yse:otherwise /> or something.... hmmm...
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